Intimacy: Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing....

By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Yummy

By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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Wandering

By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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Saucy

By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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Freak out

By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 19:02 - Canada - Belle River

Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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YoStephy123 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:16

Kinky.

aback 4

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:20

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

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pineapples_fml 5

Friday 14 August 2009 4:21

this guy sounds like a real catch, keep dating him- see what happens. who knows, you could eventually have that big, beautiful wedding you always wanted in a pastry shop!

turdburgers 0

Friday 14 August 2009 4:46

I think I have a new favorite fml.

777_alex_777 0

Friday 14 August 2009 4:46

3 questions: 1. O.o huh?? 2. why did he have a doughnut under his bed? 3. did u eat it?

jeane123 6

Friday 14 August 2009 5:00

why he do that? thats what i dont get!!

AAAAHHHH12 2

Friday 14 August 2009 8:41

If you're hungry at night and are too lazy to go to the kitchen, under the bed has to be the next best place for food, obviously! Ahahah

777_alex_777 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 3:47

o.o..... thx 4 the idea! =D

wolfy_fml 5

Friday 14 August 2009 5:04

Some men are called 'feeders' and have a fetish to feed women or to watch them eating and gaining weight. There are even websites out there where guys pay money to see a large lady in lingerie eating whatever they tell her to. I saw it once on Tyra.

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 14 August 2009 5:08

I would like to mention that it is awesome that not only does he have a food fetish, he has an AGGRESSIVE food fetish ("snarling, "eat it, eat it!""). Or am I the only one who finds that awesome? Unless it's actually a fat fetish. Oh boy, no wonder he was so determined!; You must be skinny as a rail lol Not so awesome anymore, though, I guess now I can see a possible route to FYL.