By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML
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aback 4

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

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Kydro 0

Well atleast you don't have to worry about him having to provide food . .

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pinkuggs4ever 0

That's so so creepy. I would have like spit it out and said what. Ew. He pulled it out from under his mnatress. That's nasty.

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plethora 3

My thoughts exactly. A+ to #18 and #138.

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I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0

ydi for having sex in canada.

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Talonaran 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyfcOriVKBM I suddenly thought of this song

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SarahRawrRoar 0

lmao, #195, my thoughts exactly.

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youaresofucked 0

this sounds fake.

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Us3rNam3 0

@ broken_princess: 1st sentence - "Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing." Says right there she had sex with him, how can you take that any other way?

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HeroicDude 0

Maybe you're just too skinny in his opinion, and he wanted to feed you.

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Cesilia 0

Point being, was the sex before, after, or during the doughnut?

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