By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML
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aback 4

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

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marissajean42 0

Yup, definitely a feeder. Problem is, there are guys like him who force their partner to eat, and then there are the ones who mutually agree to it, which can be pretty sexy if you're into that, but the guys like him make the whole fetish seem really creepy. I have no problem with bringing food into the bedroom, especially sweets, but to force someone to eat is just not right. See, no one would have to force me because whenever I'm horny I'm hungry too. LOL

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missunlucky_fml 0

bahahaha this is spectacular

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EveryDayJackAss 0

i know people are mental......but WOW this one really blows the shit out of the water

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tweedledee_92 0

He's doing a remix of "Beat It". Play along, gotdam.

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myfriendjill 0

Haha!! I can imagine my bf doing that to me, cuz I've lost a lot of weight, and he thinks seeing my hip bones when I'm sitting down now is disgusting. lol.

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moonlit_manga 0

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! WTF a doughnut?! ok that's just awkward! lol this made me laugh!

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TheScratchyTurtl 0

Your doughnuts make me go nuts.maybe he was just being nice and offering you some.

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TheBrunetteDevil 0

i think ur bf is a creeper, i mean, I would be freaked. was he like, growling at you?

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