By mavrick127 - 29/09/2016 14:21 - United States - Atlanta

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Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
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Idontevenknowwhattoput 4

Due to some of the comments that are like a true man this and whatever, I just want to tell you guys that bodies aren't perfect. Just because you were given a random mass of cells one day doesn't mean you know how to control it. And there is nothing wrong with admitting that. Op didn't mess up, and there is nothing he could do. The stress of liking someone, and wanting to impress them and make sure it was perfect probably just got in the way. Honestly that's kind of adorable that he liked her that much, so stop being hard on him! As a female myself I'd like to say that there is nothing wrong with what happened, and if she likes him it shouldn't be a problem! Things happen! It doesn't make him "any less of man" or crap.

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Goblin182 26

Keep a stiff upper lip. Try harder next time. And remember what my old Grand Pappy used to say to me, "if you can't cut the mustard you can always lick the jar".

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tygerarmy 35

I'm surprised no one has suggested oral sex. It's horrible when our body doesn't do the thing that we want it to, because of nerves or whatever. But I would immediately transition to giving my crush oral sex, and fingering and hope to get over my nerves. And if not hopefully an ****** earns me a next time when I'd be less nervous.

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livelovelearn1 2

they have...haven't you read the comments...lol

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Kisaura 7

It's OK. It took 3 tries to get laid when I met my current boyfriend. He was a virgin, and couldn't get it up. Then, once he finally did, we did it and 3 years later, here we are. If she cares about you, she'll try again. Keep your head up OP. Oh, I'm an adult. Not a teenager. He was an adult virgin. I was not.

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Dilexar 26

this really blows. ive been here before.

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