By mavrick127 - 29/09/2016 14:21 - United States - Atlanta

Spicy
Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
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Idontevenknowwhattoput 4

Due to some of the comments that are like a true man this and whatever, I just want to tell you guys that bodies aren't perfect. Just because you were given a random mass of cells one day doesn't mean you know how to control it. And there is nothing wrong with admitting that. Op didn't mess up, and there is nothing he could do. The stress of liking someone, and wanting to impress them and make sure it was perfect probably just got in the way. Honestly that's kind of adorable that he liked her that much, so stop being hard on him! As a female myself I'd like to say that there is nothing wrong with what happened, and if she likes him it shouldn't be a problem! Things happen! It doesn't make him "any less of man" or crap.

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waleedma 18

Thats bad.... well keep a backup cialis all the time for emergencies something like your wallet condom

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allherenotthere 4

This happened to me once, I started a guy I knew really really liked me and when it came time to get down to business, someone didn't get the memo. If she's worth it, she'll understand. Plus its a well known fact that the quality of sex and time in a relationship are directly proportional to each other, at least while you're young.

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trucker2 33

Hope you got magic hands,... And perhaps the ability to lick your own eyebrows... She'll forgive you, then.... Totally joking

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MoroseMoose 47

If she doesn't give you a second chance, she isn't worth your time.

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fl0wcr3atur3 5

Don't worry about it too much. My fiancé couldn't either our first couple of times trying because of nerves. Notice I said fiancé. If she is a nice person she should be understanding.

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mysterious_anna 11

Didn't even have the chance to blow your expectations

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massive_kaos 14

This happened to me, but now we're married so don't lose hopes OP.

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dabeanery55 1

It happens to the best of us man don't worry too much about it. Idk if you tried this but instead of going from kissing to sex, try doing some stuff in between to make an easier transition. Have her go down on you until you're ready to roll then slap a glove on there and go to town. Another word of advice get a regular condom not a super thin one and you'll last way longer!

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