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That's one way to get cockblocked.
so the lighting must have been extraordinary for you to see this. hmmm
The moral of this story is the girl of your dreams could be the girl of many realities, so approach with caution
She's a keeper. Show her to your parents
51 - As much as I agree, I feel the need to point out that you have a fairly common meme as your profile picture, and a band name as your username.
That was kinda mean... She cant help that she has those warts.
Actually no it wasn't. She can treat those warts or not be a bitch when someone gets disgusted of them and maybe someone will like her for who she is.
Giving the benefit of the doubt, she could have gotten the warts during an encounter with a person she trusted. However, there are means of protection and even those aren't 100% effective. When you're having sexual relations with a person, there are certain scenarios that could happen. So while she might not have deserved the warts, unless she was sleeping around like crazy, she should not insult a person because they didn't want to have sex with her because of it. That's petty and cruel of her.
171, thank you. I was astounded that no one before you mentioned that you need to be mature enough to talk to each other about sexual health BEFORE any type of sex.
No glove no love
Glove does not protect against herpes!!! Go to the CDC site and get a little education.
And herpes have nothing to do with HPV, which is what this FML is about. But a condom still does very little to protect against warts, as well.
152- i thought HPV was cervical cancer? iv had the vaccination for it
HPV is the virus that causes genital warts, but yes, it can also cause cervical cancer, and even penile cancer. They started offering the vaccine to males a couple years ago, as well, so I went ahead and got it, too.
ah i see, thanks for the new fact :)
55, you got the basics right. For those who thought not: Some HPV strains cause genital warts, others can cause cervical cancer, and people can carry more than one strain of HPV. Condoms provide limited protection against HPV (depending somewhat on location of wart/lesion/incipient outbreak) and a LOT of protection from other (and worse) STIs/STDs. That condoms don't protect against everthing is NO excuse to not use them regularly. (Nor an excuse to use them without having "the sex talk" before any type of sex.) End of lecture.
...and this is the part where I tell *everyone* to get the vaccine (Gardasil) for HPV, which causes genital warts. Seriously, man; if you plan on ever banging, just do it. And, of course, get regular checks, and be safe and shit. Peace.
There's always something
63- your meme is bad and you should feel bad
It's better than whatever your picture is
This fml is worded spectacularly, good job OP. as for the girl, I'd redefine "dream" if I were you.
Bet!
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I just love the wording of this FML.
Genital warts.. still the girl of your dreams?