By meh. - 07/04/2011 10:19 - Switzerland

Today, I finally learned why the application of lasers, acids, liquid nitrogen and witchcraft never did any good on the huge warts on my hands. Apparently, it's a genetic disease and not a virus. For unknown reasons, I've recently grown the normal viral kind too. On my tongue. FML
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meh_dot 0

Since I am now bored, drunk and everybody has loooong ceased to care, I'm going to actually respond to make myself feel a little bit better and no one else. @#105: Hell no! That I don't wish on anybody in the world (for the poor old lady on wikipedia it's too late of course). It's only acrokeratosis, but still... @all the religious numbskulls who were offended by that one word an anonymous guy posted somewhere on the internet and their opponents who thought that was a nice point to start another massive debate, which doesn't really come as a surprise, but come on! story goes like this: my hyper-esoteric mom found that with all the science and doctors and stuff, her side was kinda underrepresented. So she NAGGED me into seeing some healer dude who basically wished the lesions away, intensely so. Yeah right. Might as well have drawn pentagrams or sacrificed goats or prayed to a wizard in the sky for all the good that did. For me: same thing really. Not a bad thing that is, but it only works if you genuinely believe in it. Like that placebo effect thingie. I chose the witchcraft for convenience mainly and because it contrasted the other useless measures nicely. @the [do not want]-lick comments: haha. If it's funny the first time, it must be so next time too, right? Point is, if I had put my tounge in an inapropriate place, I would have posted so, with much pride. And everybody could have hit that 'deserved it' button to no end. That's why I specifically wrote unknown reasons. And why would I lick toads? They'd be effing hard to find in this climate but the weed and funny mushrooms grow well and everybody's quite laid-back about it. So there. @#102: Yes! Love it! And it's so accurate. See kids, this is how mutations work on humans in real life. And then you surf the web and mess up natural selection with online dating (not that I did). Hur hur hur. @everybodies genuinely empathic statements & ironic comments. Thx a lot! Heartwarming; made my day.

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hmna 0

Dude. Dental dams. Or condoms, depending on the team you play for.

Licking for love in all the wrong places...

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FriskyTaco 0

#49 I will correct you since you're wrong. Warts are caused by a viral infection, specifically by human papillomavirus 2 and 7. Any quick google search will give you the same information.

Jrefinne 7

Maybe witchcraft gave you the warts on your tongue. It's best not to experiment with such things.

54, thank you, was going to have to type all of that out but you saved me:) My other thought, what if the OP is a potential tree man? hehehe

cover them with duct tape. (obviously not the one on your tounge.) that will kill em good

Xquisite1 28

ALL warts come from viruses, so if it was a genetic thing then it sounds like mom passed it on to you during birth, hence why they're in your mouth. They are caused by HPV and it can go into remission maybe that's why they have now appeared on your tongue. Find a good specialist OP.

SpilltMilk2 0

At least when you finger/eat out a girl she can say it was a bumpy ride.