By meh. - 07/04/2011 10:19 - Switzerland

Today, I finally learned why the application of lasers, acids, liquid nitrogen and witchcraft never did any good on the huge warts on my hands. Apparently, it's a genetic disease and not a virus. For unknown reasons, I've recently grown the normal viral kind too. On my tongue. FML
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Since I am now bored, drunk and everybody has loooong ceased to care, I'm going to actually respond to make myself feel a little bit better and no one else. @#105: Hell no! That I don't wish on anybody in the world (for the poor old lady on wikipedia it's too late of course). It's only acrokeratosis, but still... @all the religious numbskulls who were offended by that one word an anonymous guy posted somewhere on the internet and their opponents who thought that was a nice point to start another massive debate, which doesn't really come as a surprise, but come on! story goes like this: my hyper-esoteric mom found that with all the science and doctors and stuff, her side was kinda underrepresented. So she NAGGED me into seeing some healer dude who basically wished the lesions away, intensely so. Yeah right. Might as well have drawn pentagrams or sacrificed goats or prayed to a wizard in the sky for all the good that did. For me: same thing really. Not a bad thing that is, but it only works if you genuinely believe in it. Like that placebo effect thingie. I chose the witchcraft for convenience mainly and because it contrasted the other useless measures nicely. @the [do not want]-lick comments: haha. If it's funny the first time, it must be so next time too, right? Point is, if I had put my tounge in an inapropriate place, I would have posted so, with much pride. And everybody could have hit that 'deserved it' button to no end. That's why I specifically wrote unknown reasons. And why would I lick toads? They'd be effing hard to find in this climate but the weed and funny mushrooms grow well and everybody's quite laid-back about it. So there. @#102: Yes! Love it! And it's so accurate. See kids, this is how mutations work on humans in real life. And then you surf the web and mess up natural selection with online dating (not that I did). Hur hur hur. @everybodies genuinely empathic statements & ironic comments. Thx a lot! Heartwarming; made my day.

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hmna 0

Dude. Dental dams. Or condoms, depending on the team you play for.

Licking for love in all the wrong places...

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SpilltMilk2 0

Shut the **** up #30, it was obviously an exaggerated statement. No one asked you to come in and try to be a smart ass about it. Give the man a break dick.

Even though a Christian has 'worse' principals and morals than you, they would still end up in heaven by grace. however and atheist has no chance unless s/he repents and converts.

RastaboyJordanE 0

You can't be "more" Christian than someone else IMO. You either are or you aren't.

SpilltMilk- who the **** pissed in your corn flakes this morning? You're overreacting more than a 10 year old girl at a Justin Bieber concert.

haha #30! a potential Fallout reference? ;)

If it's genetic, you could become one of the X-Men.

glutgyoogle 6

neurofibromatosis? hope it doesn't spread to the rest of your body!