By Dana - 10/05/2011 08:36 - Netherlands

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Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
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Same thing different taste

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iAmScrubs 19

Take that as a compliment OP. Most guys think of it as a compliment in the highest manor when giving it.

SpectSelf 0

just because he gets straight A's doesn't mean he has no dick

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mintcar 9

He gave you a compliment so technically he still fits the " nice kid" category. :P

Mintcar, haven't seen you comment on FML in ages. Glad you're back.

Egnar 19

YDI - Obviously in Middle School or High School. You don't tell CRUSHES "how you feel". It's an unfair situation for anybody because you have all the time in the world to develop feeling for somebody who, even if they want to ask you out, has 0 time to develop the same kind of feelings. Once again, you don't 'tell them how you feel', instead, you ask if they're interested in hanging out, going to the mall, or doing some kind of activity. Get your head out of the clouds, life isn't a Taylor Swift song.

Egnar 19

That's not true at all - Especially in High School. Everyone has crushes on people they've never talked to or barely talked to. . .People they may have said hi to in class or had a friendly chitchat with on occasion. There is no match for feelings and fantasies built up over weeks and months. . .It just doesn't compete with somebody who may think "you're hot" or may "want to ask you out" but hasn't been living in a fantasy world. Gushing your feelings has a 100% success rate in movies because it's more sappy and gives that "awwwwwww" moment, but, it rarely ever works in the real world.

Egnar 19

Lady; think logically here - Do you think this is a case of two people who hang out often who are ready to take it to the next step? Do you feel like if you gushed your feelings to somebody who hangs out with you often and is a good friend would stare at your boobs and respond with "nice rack"? You need to look at the whole situation. . Not just your situation transposed onto this one.

dudeitsdanny 9

Agreed with Egnar. There's few faster ways to scare off a guy. Letting out your feelings on a guy who doesn't like you yet will lead to a.) you looking like a creeper; b.) you looking like a stalker; c.) him thinking it's a joke; d.) other bad things that come from moving quickly early on. You always ask them on a date, and take things from there: Asking someone out tells them you like them, and gives them a chance to get to know you before deciding if they do, too, or it gives them a nicer way to turn you down.

MuchDance90s 0

I agree with Egnar. I've been reading your posts, Egnar, over the past few weeks and, well, you're so insightful and articulate. You always have something interesting to say and, like, I agree with most of it. Plus you're cute. So its hard for me to say this but.... I've totally developed feelings for you. I'm falling for you. Want to go somewhere alone with me, now? That totally wouldn't be creepy and weird at all. Life isn't like a movie, people!!!!!!

also life isn't a long "inspirational speech."

yeah, when that happnd to me I give em a good slappin

Egnar 19

Much dance; I'm so glad you shared your feelings with me - Out of the millions of other FML users it must be by pure chance that I have, over time, developed the exact same feelings for you - So long as you have a nice rack we can commence doing whatever they do in Taylor Swift songs.

hahaha .... Egnar .... epic winning!!

I guess he doesn't feel the same way? Maybe you should teach your boobs to talk, that way they can be in a relationship with him and at least you can watch...

JesterMarcus 0

Your own fault for thinking ones school/work ethic translates to their mannerisms.

bargarlm 2

even the smart kids like girls with a "nice rack", so I guess this is a good thing..? you like him, he likes your boobs, lol

Oh no, FYL cause you got a nice rack