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By Dana - 10/05/2011 08:36 - Netherlands

Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 14:00

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML

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By um...no? i don't think so anyway - 15/12/2013 19:16 - United States - Warren

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. She instantly burst out laughing and said "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

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That's not what I said…?

By wow - 12/12/2011 01:37 - United States

Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

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By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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Let 'em loose

By Anonymous - 07/05/2025 09:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML

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By Rachel - 23/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Waynesburg

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

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By hannahisacooler - 16/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML

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Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:08

Take that as a compliment OP. Most guys think of it as a compliment in the highest manor when giving it.

SpectSelf 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:12

just because he gets straight A's doesn't mean he has no dick

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lolz0r 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 11:05

hahaha maakt me dag weer goed.

Elledanae 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:57

... Straight A students and nice people still enjoy ****.

matildalillyysto 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 20:52

how's this an fml at least u got a "nice rack"!!! suck it up at least he gave u a compliment. sheesh

PhillJFry 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 21:13

a compliment like that he must like u, it's better then being rejected

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 11 May 2011 21:38

Orangutan pussy

furyboom 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 21:48

i dont think ur life sucks... thats not a good thing either but the kid has got to be an idiot u say that after youre dating lol!

sweetheartslim 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:17

that sounds like something that would happen to me.even though I usuallykeep the jugs in th cart, in school my boobs are everyone's favorite

beaker38 5

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:22

I would take that as a yea

thegreat1_one 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 1:55

come on this isn't an fml. be proud

Bre_Jo13049 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 4:30

Open pussy!

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