Intimacy: Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when...

By ksmith - 09/08/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

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By praise the prenup - 03/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Delaware

Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 19:58

Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML

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By Matt - 28/04/2012 18:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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By smsmall - 03/10/2011 12:08 - United States

Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 11:17 - Australia

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

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bluebird0020 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 11:59

Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.

6969awesome 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:00

That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer

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xzenofx 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:18

Cheating

antdog9731 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:27

Oh man. That's just... Sad. Go **********, furiously.

19jjrc 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 5:11

Did she really think you wouldn't notice? Dummy.

Nuahavizu 17

Thursday 11 August 2011 7:54

before you do or say anything stupid, you should make absolute sure whats going on

firekid941 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:11

See it's funny cuz she's black Mexican **** and her business isn't In the kitchen WTF?!?! Or mowing my lawn?!?!

UhLeeUh 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 11:32

o.o

hellocarlsxo 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 14:48

Maybe she was just shaving for the pool at her hotel :D

Bekavera 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 16:19

More to that story, wonder what "else" you missed...

trina_1 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:53

What happens on business trips, stay on business trips.... Obviously.

hockey161616 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 8:24

Are you a cheating ***** also?...

cratliff0007 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:54

I hate when that happens

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Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

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Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML

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Today, it was my wedding night. My new wife decided that she was going to be “asexual” because “there are other ways to show your love without sex” and “If you wanna bust a nut, that’s what your hand is for.” She had the nerve to be confused as to why I am upset. FML

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Today, I found out why my friends don’t invite me to Karaoke Thursday Nights anymore. Apparently, I act like a “show off” and “presumptuous” and make the others feel bad. It’s not my fault I have a decent singing voice. I guess they don’t like that. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML

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Today, a robin flew into my window and died. My mom, being a biology teacher, thought it would be a great experience for my brother and me to dissect it on the kitchen table. She threatened to ground us if we didn't do it. FML

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F*ck the patriarchy

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