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By ksmith - 09/08/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

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By praise the prenup - 03/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Delaware

Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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F*ck the patriarchy

By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 19:58

Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML

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By Matt - 28/04/2012 18:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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You deserved it 4 765

By smsmall - 03/10/2011 12:08 - United States

Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML

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You deserved it 4 190

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 11:17 - Australia

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

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You deserved it 49 474

bluebird0020 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 11:59

Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.

6969awesome 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:00

That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer

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sonderkommando 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:03

My ex only shaved his shit when he went away to work, most recently. Maybe they know each other.

drwcomics 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:06

Ooh dude...I'm sorry. My ex fiancée cheated on me, so I understand. Leave the bitch, she doesn't love you if she's cheating. It'll hurt, a lot, but you need to leave. Trust me.

neuf77 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:25

typical woman!!! lying cheating pos

skyorpia101 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 6:40

Well, sir u might want to check yourself for an STD cuz ur wife could just b a famous **** star and a lying *****

funfofa 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 6:51

bush huh? so thats what ppl are calling it these days...

pappuyaer 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:34

Well customer demands top notch quality nowadays!

TheyCallmeStacey 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:41

:( gawd

JennaMason 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:44

so ... your wife is a *****.

katyglaze 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:53

You should call Joey Greco. He'll get the truth for you.

babycakess10 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:10

oh dammn..

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Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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Today, after five years of being with my boyfriend, I found out that he is apparently very xenophobic. FML

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Today, my husband got home and shouted he had a surprise for me. I shouted back that I hoped it was his tasty knob with strawberry lube. Nope, he'd picked up my grandparents for a visit now social isolation is being relaxed. They might be in their 80’s but they’re not deaf, unfortunately. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my father why it isn't a good idea to shove a metal knife into the toaster when trying to get at a small piece of toast. This man is 45-years-old and has a PhD. FML

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Today, I discovered that instead of being a harmless way to relax after a rough day, parking in an empty lot apparently means you are either dealing drugs or want to commit suicide. I was detained, my car was searched and I was grilled about my happiness. Great stress relief, eh? FML

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Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

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Today, my twin sons have decided to forego the toilet, and instead poop in random places around the house. FML

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Same thing different taste

F*ck the patriarchy

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