Transportation: Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it...

By jk2010 - 03/02/2010 17:44 - Israel

Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 14:51 - Canada

Today, I hit a patch of black ice and totaled my car. The car is a month old. For the next 5 years I'll be paying for a car I can't drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2023 04:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I got a pay bonus and spend it on paying for 12 months of car registration up-front for the first time in my life, filled the tank, and got it professionally washed. After all that, I accidentally reversed into my own house, causing major damage. I have to borrow the money for the insurance excess. FML

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1337Steph 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:17

That sucks. Where I live it's illegal to drive without car insurance.

twinb76 7

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:18

that was stupid of you - insurance is to cover your ass as well as the other idiots out there!!

Comments

ceiling_cat 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:05

the trucks insurance has to pay for it.

humorizer 14

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:26

Umm.... you guys do realize Israel (while not really a country) is not part of the US, right? I mean I understand the US is Israel's bitch, but they're technically not the same thing. Geeze. The laws there are different.

tisiphone_fml 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:41

What are the laws on that in Israel, out of curiosity?

naana1 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:57

oh dahhhhm that sucks

michaelscott69 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:08

#66 wins

mmart54 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:14

your just dumb, if u can't afford the insurance than u can't afford a car. now that u don't have either maybe u can afford a life coach. Deez lessons ain't free son!

Tripout 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:21

ROFLMFAO I know this isn't the karma u guys are talkin about but let me just say I KNOW A KARMA AND YES SHE IS A BITCH  .............ok I'm done .................. lol I'm so random 