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By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 03:22 - United States - Detroit

Today, I finally started my first job. I also lost it, for being too "enthusiastic" and making my fellow employees look lazy. FML

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Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML

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By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

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By FML - 05/07/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 05:03 - United States

Today, I started the internship of my dreams. The company has nothing for me to do, so I sit and stare at the clock. FML

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Overly enthusiastic

By Dan the man - 08/10/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I excitedly got ready for my first day at my new job. I arrived on time, dressed up, only to find out they meant next Monday, not today. My new boss just gave me a weird look and said, "See you next week?" FML

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You deserved it 143

Vanguard507 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 19:01

More like imagine how she feels. Just saying.

Optimus_Primerib 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 19:01

I hope she ***** your shit up you loser.

Comments

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:14

haha hopefuly she makes your life hell! YDI

instnt1nfction 17

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:20

I'm not repeating the song

SunDropGirl 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:14

YDI! jerk even if se was that bad you should at least finish the date, it's common sense and polite. cause you asked er in the first place. ass hole! bad karma!

lmaoatall 6

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:17

welcome to your dungeone of doom. I hope you find your working enviroment to your liking. please ignore the woman staring at you with complete hatred and distaste. she's only going to make your office hours a living hell for being a douche bag and flakeing on your date with her. happy employment. remember, it's your dream job. I hope I helped.

dibean 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:31

Just bring her some flowers and candy they're suckers for that kind of stuff. She'll go out with you everything will be fine.

underdose 9

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:42

LOL. AND THAT IS CALLED KARMA! i love stories of jerks getting what they deserve

Alekyork 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:47

I pooped my pants and was too embarrassed to tell you. Done. YDI

Synyster430 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:55

your mouth better hav dropped down to your balls 'cause I think you might wanna guard those right now

raelynj24 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:57

well guess what douche I can almost guarantee that anyone who comments doesn't care how you feel ya know why...bc u had a bitch flip and stood up that poor girl and you know what else I hope she karate chops your ass in tha neck!