Miscellaneous: Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me...

By :/ - 03/12/2012 01:57 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

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You deserved it 3 288

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

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By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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By needofmoney - 18/02/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 21:17 - United States - Euless

Today, I lost my patience and asked the deadbeat I loaned money to last year to please pay up. His response: "Blow me." No thanks, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 03:10 - Canada

Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 20:49 - United States

Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML

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By ThisGuy775 - 19/09/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML

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By Weldingtags - 28/10/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 18:01

Today, I finally confronted my father about how rude and tactless he is. It wasn't until I'd finished my rant that I realized he was ignoring me. He then told me to get him something to drink. I replied, "Since you asked so rudely, you can go get it yourself." As soon as I'd said that, he grunted and repeated himself. FML

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Monday 3 December 2012 3:38

Grade A Parenting. Remember this day when you choose his nursing home.

StalkerChick 13

Monday 3 December 2012 3:37

Well, go get ******. In his bed.

Comments

OhAidan 7

Monday 3 December 2012 3:48

You've been hit by... A smooth criminal.

ICastillo 24

Monday 3 December 2012 3:50

Well "get ******" by pissing in your dads shoes or throwing trash on his bed or even light the mother ******* lawn on fire. I'm just saying your dad is an ass for pulling crap like that.

iarefatal 9

Monday 3 December 2012 4:58

Too far? Nahhh slash a tire or two while you're at it.

every1luvsboners 11

Monday 3 December 2012 3:50

He's just building character and trying to get a reaction out of you. You failed. Go find a job, then go **** yourself, ****-ferret-bastard.

the_enigma1019 1

Monday 3 December 2012 3:50

Ask him what he thinks life will be like in 30 years... Then slip him a brochure to the shittiest retirement home you can find. Maybe he'll be a bit nicer then.

Epikouros 31

Monday 3 December 2012 11:23

Brochures usually aren't very honest. For this purpose, someone should make a special brochure for "Charles Manson's Kennel for the Elderly."

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Monday 3 December 2012 3:51

Unfair dad is unfair :/

KingCeltic77 18

Monday 3 December 2012 3:51

My dad does that too. Your not alone OP.

every1luvsboners 11

Monday 3 December 2012 3:54

I don't think the OP name is "not alone." I could be wrong though. Good day, madam.

CharresBarkrey 15

Monday 3 December 2012 3:58

25 - if that was a grammar Nazi attempt, you failed miserably.

MrPlopper 9

Monday 3 December 2012 4:03

32- How long have you been here? No one ***** with every1luvsboners!

Warden1986 16

Monday 3 December 2012 3:52

And the asshole of the year award, goes to your dad!!

biglittlehead 12

Monday 3 December 2012 3:52

**** bitches. Get money.

norotors 16

Monday 3 December 2012 3:52

At least it's still warm enough to mow where you are. I'd love to be doing that now, instead of freezing.

lionandthelamb61 9

Monday 3 December 2012 7:19

The grass is always greener ( get it? Get it?), or in my case, the snow is always deeper since I live in Texas and would do anything for a blizzard or two instead of sweating through 70 and 80 degree days in early December.