Miscellaneous: Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me...

By :/ - 03/12/2012 01:57 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

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By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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By needofmoney - 18/02/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 21:17 - United States - Euless

Today, I lost my patience and asked the deadbeat I loaned money to last year to please pay up. His response: "Blow me." No thanks, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 03:10 - Canada

Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 20:49 - United States

Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML

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By ThisGuy775 - 19/09/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML

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By Weldingtags - 28/10/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 18:01

Today, I finally confronted my father about how rude and tactless he is. It wasn't until I'd finished my rant that I realized he was ignoring me. He then told me to get him something to drink. I replied, "Since you asked so rudely, you can go get it yourself." As soon as I'd said that, he grunted and repeated himself. FML

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Monday 3 December 2012 3:38

Grade A Parenting. Remember this day when you choose his nursing home.

StalkerChick 13

Monday 3 December 2012 3:37

Well, go get ******. In his bed.

Comments

CuriousAlien 7

Monday 3 December 2012 3:54

Psh. **** that, I guess the house is going to stay pretty dirty for a while....

naya_bingi 11

Monday 3 December 2012 3:55

Well at least if you follow his advise and have sex in his house and get pregnant he can't get mad. Tell him you couldn't afford the hotel or the condoms.

Krajjan 9

Monday 3 December 2012 4:58

That is the single worst goddamn piece of advice I have ever heard ever. I once told someone to throw themselves into an active volcano. That qualifies as better advice because it only destroys one life.

naya_bingi 11

Monday 3 December 2012 6:40

True... Except if you read my comment you'll realize I never advised her to do it. Merely pointed out that if should follow HIS advise and got pregnant she could try to pull that excuse.

lionandthelamb61 9

Monday 3 December 2012 7:38

Better yet, become a prostitute and tell him you were just taking his advise and making a little money on your side since he was too much of a cheapskate to give you any himself.

SpikyG 3

Monday 3 December 2012 3:56

By "Get ******" does he mean you can **** women know

nnnope 26

Monday 3 December 2012 4:20

Let's not make assumptions about OP's sexuality.

leogachi 15

Monday 3 December 2012 10:17

And yet there are so many people assuming OP is straight and you don't seem to have a problem with it.

nnnope 26

Monday 3 December 2012 11:19

I don't recall having a problem with anybody's comment...? It just seemed like 29 jumped the gun and assumed OP is a guy.

nnnope 26

Monday 3 December 2012 3:57

Your dad needs help. No one should ever talk to his/her daughter that way.

ednusi 7

Monday 3 December 2012 4:30

I think you got a lil something on your nose

nnnope 26

Monday 3 December 2012 4:33

I think I am aware

CuriousAlien 7

Monday 3 December 2012 4:38

55, Lol, you've got a little something in your mouth.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 3 December 2012 3:59

Your father has no morals next time he asks you to do anything say the same.

pheebs314 17

Monday 3 December 2012 4:00

My mom never paid me to do stuff... She would just start a monologue about how she paid for my food, clothes, housing... etc. I guess she was right.

pheebs314 17

Monday 3 December 2012 7:36

I should add that she never offered to pay me for stuff either. She would just ask me to get it done.

winkydog4056 16

Monday 3 December 2012 4:00

I can see why OP had to summon the courage to ask Mr. Congeniality (aka: dad) money she was owed!

Nightwing98 22

Monday 3 December 2012 4:05

That might end with the boy getting shot though....

hulksmash666 5

Monday 3 December 2012 4:09

Oh no daddy gives u a place to stay and food and clothes on ur back that's not good enough u want money for doing you household responsibilities. yeah get ******.