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By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 20:13 - United States - Rochester

Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/01/2013 06:09 - United States

Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 00:30 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

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Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 16:00

Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2012 18:47 - Brazil - Americana

Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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By squirts - 27/11/2013 04:42

Today, I arrived home after leaving for college in August. My dad figured that the most appropriate way to welcome me back was a loud, piercing fart right when I walked through the front door. FML

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Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 21 December 2013 2:04

I kinda want to hear the joke now.

rsg0001 15

Saturday 21 December 2013 2:06

Sometimes you just got to laugh it off. Don't let all the bulling define who you are. If you show it doesn't hurt you, they will stop.

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worldclassrager 39

Saturday 21 December 2013 2:43

It was that good? Sorry OP but your father shouldn't have laughed...

mxij 13

Saturday 21 December 2013 2:48

Although it was highly inappropriate, sometimes you just can't control it. Lighten up a bit

MyUsernameKatie 31

Saturday 21 December 2013 2:48

Jerk -.- sorry your father was mean about it OP

Duh_0811 17

Saturday 21 December 2013 2:54

Your father is an ass hat. Wow, way to be supportive dad.

Kershaw45 9

Saturday 21 December 2013 3:00

Shrug it off and keep moving on.

jnanderson 16

Saturday 21 December 2013 3:01

Sorry op, that sounds awful

storminmormin14 12

Saturday 21 December 2013 3:23

I feel for you bro I was born with Microtia of the left ear so I can't hear out of my left side.

MysticMonkey 9

Saturday 21 December 2013 3:32

Ah, lovely sympathetic father.

perdix 29

Saturday 21 December 2013 3:41

I've never heard of a college where students make fun of others with disabilities. Evidently, neither have you! Ba-dum cha!

ultrabigasstaco 10

Saturday 21 December 2013 3:44

In college? Most people of college level intelligence shouldn't behave like middle schoolers. I knew a girl that had a hearing disability and no one gave a shit. We would mess with her sometimes but it was nothing more than friends bullshiting each other.