Health: Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight....

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By see you next cunt - 18/03/2014 19:44 - United States

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

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By rolypoly - 05/03/2014 12:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 01:50 - United States - Guthrie

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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New day, same shit

By PickYourselfUp - 06/10/2014 03:17 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML

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By notafatlump - 02/02/2011 05:07

Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML

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By thatfatkid - 10/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

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By FatRunner - 05/11/2009 07:41 - New Zealand

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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Thursday 30 December 2010 12:04

Run in place, in your house. Don't go outside.

smileanyway 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 12:20

Don't let them get to you. Keep running and soon enough people will be shouting "Pump those skinny legs" and wolf whistling. Work it girl!

Comments

justbigbs 6

Thursday 30 December 2010 15:09

Run the same route and put down some tire spikes

linnrose 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 15:10

go to Reddit.com/r/fitness; lots of information to help you get back in shape

NoFackYourLife 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 15:13

Way to go, at least 50 meters is a start... get out and do it again, or you'll be fat the rest of your life.

supremetoast58 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 15:25

buy one of those running machines and place it in your house

mogie22 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 15:29

eat healthy, work out, and keep going!!! do what makes you happy, screw other people who don't like that your trying!

littlefoott69 14

Thursday 30 December 2010 15:31

when you finally decide to get SERIOUS about weight loss...it won't matter what anyone says... it's for your life,your reasons, no one will stop you with just words. least of all some punk in the street who probably thinks his 2" pecker is a 10" monster bat my wife has lost 20 pounds and 28 inches this year...and she throws out all the old "fat clothes"so she can't go back... the workouts are part of a "lifestyle change" I hope you enjoy yours! remember ignore the scale and use a tape measure when you get started

toelie 26

Thursday 30 December 2010 18:43

20 pounds and 28 inches? must be a typo

bachooka 5

Thursday 30 December 2010 19:10

it's not necessarily a typo if his wife started with little to no muscle. and inches are a collective thing. so you add up what's off your waist, your arms and your bust. like I have lost 15inches off my waist + 12 inches from both thighs and 6 from my arms and 12 from my hips. so that's why inches are usually higher that weight. mines about the same tho... 45lbs, 45inches. lol. good job to your wife sir!