Cheating, Dating and Love: Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend...

By too slow - 18/01/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said, "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 11:04 - Netherlands - Dronten

Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML

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By biblio - 18/01/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2014 04:24 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

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By fedemere - 28/05/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

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By Easy-bake oven - 14/08/2022 14:00

Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML

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By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML

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By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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Nikkitaria 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 12:09

She could have been lying just to get the upper hand in the situation. You pretty much just broke up with her, she doesn't want to look like she's affected by it. Or maybe she's a cheating bitch, I don't know.

UrLyfSuxx 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 11:59

You're better without her.

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nite66 21

Thursday 19 January 2012 5:52

Better catch up OP. FYL though.

MMAlegendDAWT 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 7:57

Well look at it this way....pretend a guy is a key and a girl is the lock. If a lock is opened by a bunch of keys it's just a crappy lock, however if one key opens every lock you have master key. Guys are called ****** too, specifically manwhores. We just think of it as an honorary title.

mbrooks5110 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:36

Sry man at least you get to walk away as the better person here.

TaylorLopez97 2

Friday 20 January 2012 17:04

That Really Shouldn't Be An FML Moment Cause You Shouldnt Care If Shes Ahead Of You Anymore Cause You Were Gonna Dump Her Anyway.

coolgirl44 3

Sunday 22 January 2012 0:04

Well at least ur good enough to break up with her before u start dating other ppl. Just forget her , but make sure u dont make the same mistake again

kittySplash 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 5:39

Wow I'm so sorry she's immature and doesn't know a good man when she see's one

doktorjackal 3

Sunday 22 January 2012 7:32

You're better off without the ****.

BabyMimi00 12

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:53

Sorry she didn't burst into tears and follow you round like a lapdog. I really don't understand the problem, you were breaking up with her anyway. What does it matter ?

TallMist 32

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:53

She was CHEATING on him. That's the FML. Not that she didn't "Burst into tears and follow him around like a lapdog". (Just to clarify, the rest of this comment is not intended to troll or cause an argument) I want to ask you, #144, if you were to break up with a boyfriend of yours and he admitted he was cheating on you anyways, would you not be upset you were being cheated on?