By too slow - 18/01/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said, "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML
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Nikkitaria 9

She could have been lying just to get the upper hand in the situation. You pretty much just broke up with her, she doesn't want to look like she's affected by it. Or maybe she's a cheating bitch, I don't know.

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UrLyfSuxx 0

You're better without her.

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maryam8869 7

!!!!!! he wanted to tell hell to start dating other ppl !

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andreajassel 0

Your probably better with out her anyways!!

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chels1994 11

That's awful...sounds like a **** to me

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SnowGo 1

How can I message u???

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emodude44 0

Tell her that she was just a warm hole.

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CheerGrl0001 4

When I read this I wanted to laugh my ass (butt) off cuz she beat you to the punch line.. But I don't think anyone should be broken up with like how she did to you!!!

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fabu12 0

Aww but you should've told her off and lied and told her good cause you've been cheating on her the whole time!:)

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matt98_fml 13

But that would make OP sound like a douche.

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USMC_Cpl 5

Your name makes me cry inside.

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