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By TalkDirtyToMe - 10/10/2014 19:33 - New Zealand

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML

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By 9gingerface66 - 15/01/2012 06:29 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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Miscommunication

By xoxo - 01/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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Not now!

By XxDiabolikalXx - 24/08/2010 07:30 - France

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML

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Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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Overdoing it

By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML

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So sensual...

By Wellokthen - 17/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML

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Listening in

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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shrey 12

Saturday 11 October 2014 0:25

Why would u have sex if his family is in the room next to you?

smackaroonial 20

Saturday 11 October 2014 0:24

Quality family entertainment!

Comments

Bloink 25

Saturday 11 October 2014 0:41

at least they laughed at you instead of hating you

Swandive235 27

Saturday 11 October 2014 0:49

Why would you do it with his family within earshot?

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 11 October 2014 0:57

A possibility is that the family didn't hear you at all but were laughing at something totally unrelated. However, you being so insecure about talking dirty assumed it was directed at you.

cityofdragonfire 8

Saturday 11 October 2014 1:13

At that moment, you should of pulled out a saxaphone.

kinky44 28

Saturday 11 October 2014 5:06

Wah wah waaaaaaah.

gurbism 16

Saturday 11 October 2014 1:15

At least they responded by laughing instead of barging in the room and making a scene. Maybe next time wait until no one is home?

captainsmegma 12

Saturday 11 October 2014 1:25

Your not supposed to scream your dirty talk.

sunnyray812 42

Saturday 11 October 2014 2:37

What??

sweetest_jenn 18

Saturday 11 October 2014 1:39

Next time, wait until the party poopers aren't within earshot before you rehearse your bedroom speeches. It's nerve wracking enough as it is without people laughing at your expense.