Kids: Today, I found out that when my 7 year old daughter invites her... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/06/2017 21:00 - Italy

Today, I found out that when my 7 year old daughter invites her friends to eat dinner with us, she charges them 3 euros for the meal and puts it in her piggy bank. FML

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Druu 53

Thursday 15 June 2017 21:37

That's ridiculous! Presumably, YOU cooked the meal, so those three euros should go into YOUR piggy bank.

DaDezza244 31

Thursday 15 June 2017 21:12

That's one smart child you raised there, OP. Be Proud!

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Craig Lurtz 6

Friday 16 June 2017 1:23

start collaborating with her on menus that her friends will like. you can have a underground, kid friendly restaurant and work to becoming a ligit business for her to run.

Tiva Hope 7

Friday 16 June 2017 1:30

Thats hilarious and sounds like your raising a tycoon lol

Gwengreen 6

Friday 16 June 2017 2:47

Teach her how to cook so she can charge 5 Euro and you don't have to cook anymore. Win win!

Armeniangirl_fml 15

Friday 16 June 2017 2:57

smart kid!

sunshine1421 14

Friday 16 June 2017 3:08

good for her at least shes ambitious

wickedgetz 30

Friday 16 June 2017 5:16

your kid got you working for her and you dnt even know it. smart kid

mccuish 25

Friday 16 June 2017 6:01

Smart kid

GhostFox 33

Friday 16 June 2017 7:08

On one hand: This is an amazing show of initiative and comprehension of money and business for her age. On the other: Where are her friends' parents, is this damaging her ability to form actual friends, and what sort of repercussions could this have on the development of her morals?

Heteroscodra 8

Friday 16 June 2017 10:15

Learning how to work with and understand money is very important though. Looks like she's figured part of it out already :P

pntgirl95 14

Saturday 17 June 2017 1:20

That's obviously a compliment to your cooking! Kids are willing to pay to eat it!

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