Miscellaneous: Today, I finished a dance competition. With competitions, it...

By dancer, not a hooker... - 05/05/2013 05:01 - Canada - Penticton

Today, I finished a dance competition. With competitions, it requires you to wear a lot of makeup like false eyelashes and red lipstick. I went into a Starbucks to get a coffee and a boy around 18 asked me, in all seriousness, what my rate is for one night. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:05 - Canada - Neustadt

Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML

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By lonely girl - 11/03/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

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By UnicornPancake - 25/04/2018 15:00

Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML

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By DietWater - 07/08/2015 22:13 - United States - Beaumont

Today, I went to the park and people were crowded around some dancers. One of the dancers danced up to me, gave me a flower, and winked at me. I was very flattered, until the same dancer asked me to give the flower back after the dance so he could use it on the next show. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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lordtumbles 9

Sunday 5 May 2013 16:30

Dancers dont make much money, I think you found your new calling.

Leki_0609 11

Sunday 5 May 2013 16:30

lol that's pretty funny. Would have loved to be there.

Comments

Acik91 26

Sunday 5 May 2013 17:06

I have the same problem every time I have a performance/competition - I feel I look like a hooker with all the scenic make-up. Then I leave home and I see that an average teenager puts more make-up on just for a regular night out, and that makes me feel better.

flfsu84 3

Sunday 5 May 2013 17:11

Most girls your age look like hookers anyways. Don't know why this one singled you out...

Zen_Mei 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 18:08

And people like you are douchebags

rattusrattus 18

Sunday 5 May 2013 17:27

That guy was seriously rude. One would assume that if a sex worker was in a coffee shop they were not currently working. It would be like going up to a fast-food employee in the supermarket and demanding "a big mac and fries please".

Glitter_taco_ 10

Sunday 5 May 2013 17:40

Did you slap him?

Steffi 26

Sunday 5 May 2013 17:47

How old are you OP?

SWC_Penguin 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 17:48

That's theater for you. Had you gone out in public as an actor with bloody gore makeup people would reacted to that too. Stage-looks and the real world don't really mix.

Lucia_Malpense 14

Sunday 5 May 2013 17:49

"No, I'm not a hooker... I just dance." "Oh, a dancer, huh? What club?"

Jharrist89 12

Sunday 5 May 2013 17:51

I bet it's cheaper than a cup of Starbucks coffee lol!

Needafarm 22

Sunday 5 May 2013 17:51

Should have quoted him the price of winning the dance competition along with what you paid for your costume and lessons throughout the years. Sounds like a good number.