Miscellaneous: Today, I finished a dance competition. With competitions, it...

By dancer, not a hooker... - 05/05/2013 05:01 - Canada - Penticton

Today, I finished a dance competition. With competitions, it requires you to wear a lot of makeup like false eyelashes and red lipstick. I went into a Starbucks to get a coffee and a boy around 18 asked me, in all seriousness, what my rate is for one night. FML

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Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML

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By Gloria - 13/03/2023 00:00

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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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By comet5002 - 09/09/2009 04:15 - United States

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By DennisQuaide69 - 27/06/2017 00:00

Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:05 - Canada - Neustadt

Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML

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By lonely girl - 11/03/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

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By UnicornPancake - 25/04/2018 15:00

Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML

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By DietWater - 07/08/2015 22:13 - United States - Beaumont

Today, I went to the park and people were crowded around some dancers. One of the dancers danced up to me, gave me a flower, and winked at me. I was very flattered, until the same dancer asked me to give the flower back after the dance so he could use it on the next show. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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lordtumbles 9

Sunday 5 May 2013 16:30

Dancers dont make much money, I think you found your new calling.

Leki_0609 11

Sunday 5 May 2013 16:30

lol that's pretty funny. Would have loved to be there.

Comments

n4ture 20

Sunday 5 May 2013 20:28

you can't really blame them

mallu86 9

Sunday 5 May 2013 20:40

She said. It's free as long as I get a stage and a big audience.

fuckery16 13

Sunday 5 May 2013 21:00

It's not like you looked natural and he said that. You made yourself look that way, plus so you could have taken it off beforehand. You knew why he said that, so don't be so offended. YDI, not FML worthy.

kipfischer 11

Sunday 5 May 2013 21:09

He wasn't serious, he was making fun if the whorish way you looked

thehowiie 6

Sunday 5 May 2013 21:09

well they do say "bands will make her dance".

LetItFlow57 7

Sunday 5 May 2013 21:11

Why didn't you wash it off after the competition?

nitemare0 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 21:42

Take it as a compliment, if he asked for the nightly rate, it means its more of the girlfriend thing ;) he could have asked, "what can I get for $100"

honestyslife 9

Sunday 5 May 2013 21:42

This has happened to me before too OP. Dance competitions are demanding.

theantonlolz 11

Sunday 5 May 2013 21:43

Can you blame him?

stargirl_95 24

Monday 6 May 2013 12:01

Yes you actually can

Ziggy122 15

Sunday 5 May 2013 21:47

I was in the drama club in high school, and we'd leave our makeup on to go eat after shows. It was pretty fun going out in public in *****-y makeup...