Love: Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her...

By uthinkucandraw - 27/02/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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By broke - 05/05/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML

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By CrazedGunMan - 02/09/2020 19:01 - Panama - Panama

Today, I could finally get a plane ticket to go see the girl I have been talking to for the past 5 months. Just as I told her the exciting news, she told me that she was no longer interested in me. Guess that's 800 dollars down the toilet. FML

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By Justus Buhler - 03/03/2017 02:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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By springbreak09 - 01/04/2009 06:03 - Mexico

Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML

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By gordy1220 - 13/02/2010 18:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I got back from my daughter's flat in Scotland. I got a flight there yesterday morning to surprise her on her 21st birthday. Nobody told her I was coming. When I got there, it turned out she decided to get a plane to London to surprise me. £200 on flights, and I didn't even get to see her. FML

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Saturday 28 February 2009 0:21

damn that sucks!!!!!!! frickin hoes!!!!!

AwkwardHomo 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:37

Yeah, definitely go sex crazy. And go see an All Blacks game, New Zealand rugby is awesome!

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sexycani 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 4:17

i love #35! i also live in michigan and would rather get broken up in the sweetest place on earth then back in michigan where the weather is ridic. get that bitch!

stupidLes 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 11:28

Dreamer... It all was in your head. You spent so much for a gf who dumped you by sms...Anyway have fun in NZ, if ur there for the first time.

bandgeek0809 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 14:11

Wow what a bitch

sammie2 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 15:37

How long had you been dating? So it was long enough to easily drop $1500 to follow her on her trip, but obviously not long enough so that she was able to breakup with you by text msg with no talk? I'm so confused by this mess.

MinorOED 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:24

Dude, I'm sorry--that's terrible. But, as everyone else has mentioned, make the most of your time in NZ, and don't worry about her. You'll find someone else, she'll be amazing, and this will just be a funny story you tell at parties. :)

musicalmandi16 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 6:21

date me i would never do that

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 1 March 2009 6:47

go find a platypus.

cats4lyfe 25

Thursday 19 May 2016 0:42

platypuses are from Australia, you dumb ****.

jessywoo 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 18:11

Ouch. gotta say that sucks man.

christinedoo 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 22:00

hopefully you made the most of that trip anyway. this could really be a blessing in disguise. a message to guys AND girls: don't be a douchebag and break up over text. grow a pair and do it in person or at LEAST voice to voice.