Love: Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her...

By uthinkucandraw - 27/02/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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By broke - 05/05/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML

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By CrazedGunMan - 02/09/2020 19:01 - Panama - Panama

Today, I could finally get a plane ticket to go see the girl I have been talking to for the past 5 months. Just as I told her the exciting news, she told me that she was no longer interested in me. Guess that's 800 dollars down the toilet. FML

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By Justus Buhler - 03/03/2017 02:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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By springbreak09 - 01/04/2009 06:03 - Mexico

Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML

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By gordy1220 - 13/02/2010 18:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I got back from my daughter's flat in Scotland. I got a flight there yesterday morning to surprise her on her 21st birthday. Nobody told her I was coming. When I got there, it turned out she decided to get a plane to London to surprise me. £200 on flights, and I didn't even get to see her. FML

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F_ME 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:21

damn that sucks!!!!!!! frickin hoes!!!!!

AwkwardHomo 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:37

Yeah, definitely go sex crazy. And go see an All Blacks game, New Zealand rugby is awesome!

Comments

F_ME 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:21

damn that sucks!!!!!!! frickin hoes!!!!!

marleytooyou 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 2:06

awww that does suck

Metzler31 17

Saturday 27 March 2010 3:57

at first I thought he meant the text message cost him 15,000 dollars! I was all confused.

banna2286 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 18:34

when will peple realize that these romantic suprises never work out

NoelZ 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 7:17

115 your ******* stupid. kbye

SW500 13

Saturday 10 September 2011 2:04

Yeah there's something with Michigan chicks...

bannamann 4

Thursday 17 November 2011 1:08

It was only 1,500 dollars not 15,000

muahahahahamoo 5

Thursday 22 March 2012 15:20

#127 ; hey bro, not all michigan girls have problems. some of them are nice.! like meeee. lol :p

ZING_MASTER 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:22

KIWI ZING!!!

Dr_Phil 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:25

This reminds me of a song that goes like this (please don't mod me): Bitches aint s**t but hoes and tricks. Lick on these nuts and suck the d***.

CrinkleFrie2014 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:44

Where in Michigan?

JohnnyS_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:34

You know what dude? I know how you feel... i did the same, except I'm in New York and she was in California... ya just gotta keep on truckin'...or flying.

AwkwardHomo 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:37

Yeah, definitely go sex crazy. And go see an All Blacks game, New Zealand rugby is awesome!

Amkii 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:39

While you're there, have some crazy fun! Then make that ****-ass ex-gf of yours pay you back.

Circles 18

Friday 6 March 2015 6:38

Why should she pay him back? She didn't tell him to fly there. She isn't obligated to stay in a relationship if it's not what she wants

Ole_Stinker 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:42

That sucks, but it gives you an opportunity to go on a bender in NZ- I suggest you start now. If you arn't already drunk, make sure there is a cold Steinlager in your hand in the next 15 minutes.

PureGold 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:44

Oh no!!! And as soon as you arrived there too, ugh...I'm sorry that happened to you. It sucks x( And # 14, I think you kinda missed the point of what they were saying haha...reread the posts :P

secret_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:44

aww that really stinks, i'm sorry..who breaks up with a text message?! while they are on the other side of the world?!!! but that was a really sweet thing to do..and i've heard new zealand is beautiful=]