Love: Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary....

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 09:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bed with a French man. FML

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By hoplessG - 24/12/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Morristown

Today, after we got married five months ago, my wife and I planned a trip to France and Spain as a honeymoon. We’re supposed to be leaving on Saturday. She just told me last night, “I am so not looking forward to the trip.” FML

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By cuteloser - 04/10/2014 13:57 - Australia

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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By French - 24/10/2013 12:52 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

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By doomed - 09/06/2009 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, the girl I'm in love with invited me to stay with her in Europe for 2 weeks, she's even paying for the flights and accommodation. It's because I'm such a special friend to her, and she wants me to come up to meet her fiancé before she gets married. FML

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Holiday blues

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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drzhottie148 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:36

shit i'll leave her ass in Paris. Leave a note in the room.."try finding your way back bitch" Take all the money.

blue_dude 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:34

ouch, that sounds terrible, you should have flown home and left her there

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justanotherhuman 21

Sunday 9 August 2009 8:32

Yikes. FYL. Clean-cut, real smooth.

athos1237 4

Sunday 9 August 2009 9:00

FYL! Wife - one year anniversary trip to Paris, cool and romantic. GF - one year anniversary trip to Paris, stupid and well you know the story. Sorry dude, no commitment no big trip.

LochlinCravey 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 9:00

At least she went to his eiffel tower.

athos1237 4

Sunday 9 August 2009 9:03

FYL! Wife - one year anniversary trip to Paris, cool and romantic. GF - one year anniversary trip to Paris, stupid and well you know the story. Sorry dude, no commitment no big trip. Maybe you can get her ticket cancelled and go home on your own. Or try your hand at getting a hot french chick, then boot your ex-gf out of the hotel.

Spencer_CDS 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 9:14

Call the airport and arrange to have her flight moved to another date, and don't tell her. Better yet, do so, then have yours moved to an earlier date, GTFO of France, ad screw her over something fierce.

sp00derman 23

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:54

So... let her stay in France longer while he has to ruin his vacation?

RenRen_fml 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 10:15

Wow...after just a year? OUCH. LEAVE HER. She doesn't deserve you :)

Dragunov_fml 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 11:35

I hope you're a French Man.

Sooz_fml 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 16:51

French people ARE hot, sexy and good in bed. I know it because I'm French. The ************ who did your girlfriend (FYL btw) was clearly not really French: he was Parisian, i.e obnoxious.

BZH_fml 1

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:47

yeah, sure, the only assholes in France are the guys from Paris...Please keep your stereotype for yourself. I am French, (and I am not Parisian :) but don't bear people that are proudly saying this kind of bullshit...Who is gonna believe you when you say that (all) French people are hot, good in bed, etc? I promise you that when you walk in the street in any part of France there is also some ugly faces, fat bodys, .. yeah, how surprising...

moldylunchboxx 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 20:28

you flew her to paris? did you not go with her? or do you live in paris and have a long distance relationship thing? either way, YDI for not going with her, and sending her to paris ALONE. or YDI ofr having a long distance relationship for a year. on the other side, FYL for having a slutty girlfriend.