By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 09:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bed with a French man. FML
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drzhottie148 0

shit i'll leave her ass in Paris. Leave a note in the room.."try finding your way back bitch" Take all the money.

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blue_dude 0

ouch, that sounds terrible, you should have flown home and left her there

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slinkydee 2

are you freaking serious?! why do all the ****** get the good guys and treat them like shit?

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the_huldra 1

Beat his ass the French are huge pussys

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crystalrain17 14

Et tu es une vraie salope grande. Stfu.

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gress269 4

I'm pretty sure the pilot flew you AND your girlfriend to Paris.

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fml_mu 10

Return home without her leaving her in Paris. If possible burn her Passport!! If you get a french girl there take her back with you ;)

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lowshadows 21

if she gets kidnapped don't try to save her.

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xximikeixx 8

Should've Eiffel towered her with the French guy

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Jeffmagma 21

Japan is way more beautiful though. there's even a special syndrome Japanese people get when going to Paris because it wasn't as beautiful as the thought it would be

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jackvt 7

This sounds like the plot to a family guy episode.

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big_country12 17

She spent her time going up his Eiffel Tower

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AtheistForChrist 11

Say bye to that hoe

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