By no tp - 15/02/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML
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LaColombianita 26

You do what you gotta do to keep your ass clean.

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

That would be awful. The fluff comes off of those things so easily.. That shit must be all up in your areas.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Why didn't you walk to the nearest gas station or overpriced convenient store? Just sayin...

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lumoloxi 0

Gosh ur dumb! There are so many better ways to wipe down without tissue and you can't really be that lazy and you don't poo that many times a day do get off ur lazy ass and go to the shops and also get a car ok cuz really seems like u need one

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cherryllollo 7

ydi. you knew u were running low. im sure theres a convience mart within walking distance of you... or bust out a bike. lazy bum

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blueknight1st 26

Unless you are a cripple there is no reason you couldn't have walked to the store and bought some toilet paper.

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liftedyoda 5

You could have used paper towel or a napkin they wont leave little peaces behind

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Burst_Knuckles 0

I don't get why it has to be toilet paper? Why can't you wash your ass? It saves toilet paper and it cleans your ass more than toilet paper ever could.

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weezz3675 0

Why didn't you just jump in the shower

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vanaathiel 13

Ever heard of walking or taking public transit? You just sound lazy to me.

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bloodthorn 4

So, your solution is to post.... on fml..? YDI, in the time you posted about wiping your ass with cotton balls you could have gone to the store, grabbed some TP, and gotten back.

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