maybe, just maybe your neighbors aren't complete assholes and would have given you some tp to get you through the day or taken you to the store.

Walk you fat pig there should be a store around somewhere

Try not to get any stuck up there, if you know what I mean ._.

walk to the shop you lazy ****

walk to the shop you lazy ****

To all saying OP is fat and lazy and to just walk to the store, you don't know that she's fat or lazy and you also don't know how close the nearest store is. She could live way out in the country, out of town, so she has no other means to get to the store. Now yes, she should have known to pick it up if she was running low rather than waiting until she ran completely out, or she could have asked her neighbors, but...yeah. Don't be such jerks without knowing all the facts.

Don't slip. You might end up inserting a finger or two where you won't want it to be... Or do you?

Use your socks...?

I have done that before. Not as good as you think, actually.

Hey at least your not on your period