By no tp - 15/02/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML
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LaColombianita 26

You do what you gotta do to keep your ass clean.

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

That would be awful. The fluff comes off of those things so easily.. That shit must be all up in your areas.

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rampatmonkey 7

maybe, just maybe your neighbors aren't complete assholes and would have given you some tp to get you through the day or taken you to the store.

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fulsuckers 1

Walk you fat pig there should be a store around somewhere

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SweetPerfectionn 3

Try not to get any stuck up there, if you know what I mean ._.

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geordieanth 4

walk to the shop you lazy ****

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geordieanth 4

walk to the shop you lazy ****

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

To all saying OP is fat and lazy and to just walk to the store, you don't know that she's fat or lazy and you also don't know how close the nearest store is. She could live way out in the country, out of town, so she has no other means to get to the store. Now yes, she should have known to pick it up if she was running low rather than waiting until she ran completely out, or she could have asked her neighbors, but...yeah. Don't be such jerks without knowing all the facts.

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BlackCloudedSldr 5

Don't slip. You might end up inserting a finger or two where you won't want it to be... Or do you?

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HolyPotato 9

I have done that before. Not as good as you think, actually.

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Karmasabiych 7

Hey at least your not on your period

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