By no tp - 15/02/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML
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LaColombianita 26

You do what you gotta do to keep your ass clean.

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

That would be awful. The fluff comes off of those things so easily.. That shit must be all up in your areas.

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KayleeFrye 39

Not everyone lives within walking distance of a store, not every town has buses. Stop being so self-righteous and assuming the OP is lazy.

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picturescrazy 24

It's called walking... or a bus... there are a ton of people that don't own cars that make do. Invest in a bicycle at the very least.

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KatieKupcake4195 9

Yikes.. If you've got any paper towels perhaps you could use those. If there are no paper towels around you could maybe use a towel and then just throw it away

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BrysGirl27 14

Hahahah oh boy....there's a thing called napkins..:p

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chaziztheman 0

I feel you man. I had to do that a few weeks ago. And along with that I happened to be taking an antibiotic that gave me explosive diarrhea.

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asleepingbear 8

Go into the shower and open ur butt and then get water in it... It works for me

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