Money: Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because...

By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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Same thing different taste

By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By APoorGuy - 15/03/2016 12:08 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML

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Technically, that's stealing

By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00

Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML

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By Kilamo - 14/05/2018 20:30

Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML

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By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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By FuckedOver - 14/01/2016 14:31 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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Embezzlement

By Username - 06/01/2011 07:49

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

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ThatHorse 15

Sunday 22 November 2015 16:32

And that kids is how taxes work.

TheCookieComet 23

Sunday 22 November 2015 16:32

hey thats 60 more bucks than I have.

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TheMarethyu 2

Thursday 26 November 2015 20:32

reminds me of the us goverment

allen_boi 7

Sunday 29 November 2015 15:21

You had more than your mum so it's alright ?

shockwave304 3

Thursday 3 December 2015 3:28

Umm **** that bitch. I'd keep my hunna and tell her to *** off.

Lily_Rain77 25

Wednesday 31 May 2017 1:15

That's 100$ That you were legally required to turn in. Also you still ended up with 60$ so stop whining.

KrazyKatz3 26

Friday 25 August 2017 17:47

Neither of you should take any... It's not your money hand it into the police station you thief.

T1A2Z3 34

Thursday 24 January 2019 23:11

It wasn't your money. You're a thief. F the life of the person you robbed.

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Same thing different taste

Technically, that's stealing

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