Money: Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and...

By MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY - 21/03/2012 20:13 - United States

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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Looney tunes

By It does grow on trees - 21/12/2024 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I spotted a $20 bill on the ground. As I bent down to pick it up, the wind blew it away. I ended up running after it like a cartoon character, only to watch it get stuck up a tree. I did consider climbing up said tree, but with my luck I would've fallen off and had to pay 100 times more in hospital bills. FML

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By APoorGuy - 15/03/2016 12:08 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML

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Broke

By Anon - 22/03/2012 23:32 - United States - Stony Point

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

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By woodre - 02/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML

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By ethawesome1125 - 03/11/2014 00:11 - United States - Round Rock

Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML

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Dust in the wind

By Anonymous - 15/05/2021 13:59 - New Zealand

Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By ripped - 11/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

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You deserved it 63 917

Grab it while you can

By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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gonad_gobbler 1

Thursday 22 March 2012 0:24

that blows

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 22 March 2012 0:24

Well at least you were the richest person alive for a few seconds

Comments

chels1994 11

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:18

You don't have a very firm grip, do you?

Raccoo 10

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:29

Well, when the wind blew it away...did you chase after it?

EpicDescribesMe 6

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:30

That happened to me but with a $50

joelsuperman 3

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:31

The wind giveth and the wind taketh away

rabbitto 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:35

Meh

squiggles159 5

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:36

I found a 50 dollar bill once in the snow of the side of the road

wchung 7

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:43

You should have grabbed it more firmer

jackeechan 10

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:59

Correction: never to be seen again by you

evey661 5

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:01

Lmao I found eleven dollars on the floor today!

kaitie311 1

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:04

Karmas a bitch!

BeatifulPenguin 4

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:41

How was that karma?

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