Transportation: Today, I found a diaper in the parking lot. It's been raining... - FML

By dirtytoes - 06/11/2015 14:27 - United States - Houston

Today, I found a diaper in the parking lot. It's been raining all morning. This was the wrong day to wear flip-flops. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By baconman86 - 03/10/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML

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By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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By jayscalaro - 21/04/2019 20:00

Today, it's raining pretty hard and there are a bunch of puddles everywhere. I’m in a full rain suit and great boots, so instead of walking around the puddles, I decided to walk through the biggest one, only to drop down 4 feet, all because the city didn’t cover up a massive manhole. FML

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By blabla - 28/10/2011 13:30 - Brazil

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

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By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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By VelociTheRaptor - 23/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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ThePaperDragon 31

Friday 6 November 2015 18:52

Flip flops in the rain? At least it may wash off with the weather.

AviKerensky 17

Friday 6 November 2015 18:53

Every person needs four pairs of shoes: Tennis shoes, boots, flip-flops, and dressy shoes. Wear the right pair for the right occasions and you'll never regret it. Hopefully, you learned when not to wear flip-flops.

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kmk1998 15

Friday 6 November 2015 20:42

Flip flops are perfect for the rain... lol

doodlecloud 26

Friday 6 November 2015 21:03

So...you really couldn't just walk around it?

MrM1991 1

Friday 6 November 2015 21:13

Fact that you called them flip flops just shows you deserved it bro...

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 6 November 2015 21:54

Do you often step on white plastic looking things in parking lots instead of stepping around them? Look where you're going, OP.

YayLifeHappens 5

Saturday 7 November 2015 1:06

I think that, because it was raining, the diaper contents were liquified and spread everywhere. She didn't necessarily have to step on the diaper to get "dirty toes" (her nickname).

doodlecloud 26

Saturday 7 November 2015 12:57

Yes but...as I said, couldn't she have stepped around it? Parking lots are usually quite big. There's often an alternative pedestrian path. Could use a different door? Anything? I find it hard to believe that it was so spread that there was literally no way to the building.

ScenePanda45 13

Friday 6 November 2015 22:54

gawwwd Damn!!!! FYL op.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 6 November 2015 23:37

In Texas I can understand the reasoning to still wear them...didn't you see it sitting there?

pacman490 21

Friday 6 November 2015 23:47

I'll never understand why people wear flip flops in rainy weather

AshWil 8

Saturday 7 November 2015 1:03

Add some line breaks in there and this sounds like a poem.

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 7 November 2015 7:04

I suppose if I asked if you stepped on it, in it or very close to it, I'd be asking a rhetorical question?

queenklutzhere 6

Saturday 7 November 2015 8:54

you must be in texas. we are flooding down here

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