Kids: Today, I found a disturbing video on my 8-year-old's tablet.... - FML

By mommiedearest - 24/12/2015 16:06 - United States - Columbia

Today, I found a disturbing video on my 8-year-old's tablet. In the video, I was suffering from sleep paralysis. He's convinced I'm part demon. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 00:00 - United States - San Ramon

Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML

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By StillBetterThanTwilight - 28/08/2012 15:56 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML

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By ahhhhhhh - 30/07/2019 14:00

Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML

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By ktiskool - 01/08/2013 04:03 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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By bwoolf96 - 10/09/2015 12:32

Today, in the early hours of the morning, I woke up in sleep paralysis, hallucinating the sight of children hanging from the ceiling. Now I'm scared to sleep. FML

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By so scared - 08/02/2014 17:13 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, because my husband wasn’t paying attention, he gave our 6 year-old his Netflix instead of the kid safe settings, so she watched a very gory horror film that has given her nightmares, so I now haven’t slept in 5 nights because of it. My husband face sleeps soundly through her screaming. FML

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By burned - 03/02/2015 20:45

Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML

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pperalta 7

Friday 25 December 2015 1:04

I bet now he'll never disobey you tho. Think positive OP!

JaffaMC 13

Friday 25 December 2015 1:04

He must have been frozen with fear, poor kid. Maybe you could lend some hellfire to help him out?

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Kramer1998 20

Saturday 26 December 2015 0:05

Why did you give an 8 year old a tablet, I literally had to beg for a phone when i was 12

mswim 27

Saturday 26 December 2015 9:29

12? I got a phone in my sophomore year of highschool. Yeah.

asakadelis 7

Saturday 26 December 2015 0:23

Well are you?

GhostFox 33

Saturday 26 December 2015 5:08

The number of people that are whining about an 8 year old having a tablet is too damn high. Considering that technology is only going to get more advanced and prominent, it really isn't a bad thing to get children started with technology, especially when it can be used as a learning tool.

Icallbullshit90 3

Tuesday 29 December 2015 19:23

How can that be? When you suffer from sleep paralysis, there's nothing tot see, since you can't move....

JordoSlash 11

Tuesday 29 December 2015 23:15

Wait how did the video get on his tablet

dannnngthatsux 19

Wednesday 3 February 2016 1:08

Who the he'll gives an eight year old a tablet?

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