Health: Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 22:54 - United States

Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML

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Yucky!

By theapplesleader - 23/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML

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Sole music

By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 04:32 - United States - Sparta

Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML

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By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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By anonymous - 03/01/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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By inosehowthatgotthere - 10/02/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

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Ouchies

By pierced. - 25/06/2014 04:29 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

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theslimshadylp 6

Sunday 22 July 2012 8:47

I think you should get checked out for lime disease.....

Bluefrog9636 7

Sunday 22 July 2012 8:50

I bet that really ticked you off..!... I got nothing... I like nipples.

Comments

182crazyking 9

Tuesday 24 July 2012 11:50

That tick is Cr1T1KaL...

Vturiello27 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 21:10

Are you female?

reganhenderson 2

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:35

that's disgusting!

robert76 5

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:51

Show of hands. How many people checked their nipples after reading this? *raises hand*

dramaelf 37

Wednesday 25 July 2012 9:03

*raises hand*

Val0r 4

Wednesday 25 July 2012 15:24

Ô_o

chloewhite 2

Thursday 26 July 2012 0:27

Ou must not shower often or be very cleanly for that to happen...

Elites1234567890 2

Thursday 26 July 2012 2:35

Boobies

anonymous1nput 2

Friday 27 July 2012 5:56

This has happened to me twice..

stereochick16 1

Friday 27 July 2012 6:00

Today, I read an FML about someone who found a tick in their nipple. And now I cant sleep. FML

Mandar1 0

Sunday 29 July 2012 4:51

How the hell do you not notice that?

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