By anonymous - 13/09/2012 06:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I found an enormous raccoon in my backyard. After a couple of nasty scratches, I finally managed to capture the filthy animal. After calling animal control to relocate it, I waited for hours to learn that "relocating" actually means releasing it into my front yard 10 feet away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 787
You deserved it 4 662

Same thing different taste

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Wait, so they don't relocate them to Raccoon city? Damn that sucks OP!

JessalynVictoria 6

Don't wrestle raccoons. They could have rabies!!

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You definitely deserved that. :/ Why wouldn't you just let it go along with it's business? Raccoons live around people, if you can't handle that then move.

KiddNYC1O 20

I always see a bunch of them in my neighborhood at night. Weird that they reside in the city...

holyshitbatman 20

that's when you let it come back into your yard, and shoot it with a bb gun at close range

pandoraisme 14

You really should get rabies shots now

Hell, the ones we have around here are huge and either you feed them, or they string your trash across your yard. We just feed them and I think theyre so cute! But yeah, I would go get some rabies shots though. And that's why you set traps, and find and nice place to let them loose.

That's why you don't call you find a bush and release it....

jessughka 10

Should have called Turtleman. Yee-yee-yee-yee-yee!

Most of the time they let it go where it will be safe. Your front yard must be a safe place.