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By mylifeisahell - 18/02/2010 15:01 - Norway

Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd **** you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)

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sarcdude 3

I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P

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dugumit 0

she sounds like a bit of a c*nt!

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indianabummer 0

Maybe this girl is really clever, the poem was garbage, hence her giving the guy garbage in return.

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wierdo16 0

She could have just she wasn't interested, she didn't have to be a bitch about it.

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VeryNice329 0

poems are a bit movie like but at least he didn't break her nose.

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Malinkrot 3

A crazy stalker guy shot and killed this girl he was stalking and then killed himself on Monday. He was obsessed with her and she tried to get a restraining order on him but couldn't. It happened 5 minutes away from my apartment. So sorry if us women seem wary of guys that are creepy, especially when some of them seem violent too (just look at all the comments about the girl in this FML).

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corme_fml 0

The girl that got shot probably did the same thing as the OP.... okay not funny :X

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veliki 0

garbage for garbage. love her style.

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FrenchyBuddy 1

Haha at least it's clear ! drop ! FYL anyways what LMAO means please ?

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indianabummer 0

laughing my a$$ off

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rustproofvirud 0

who the hell sends love poems to people this is what we get now a days hiku writting mother ******* not brave enough to tell a girl how he feels I mean it's awesome you did that and it's romantic but man sometimes you just gotta man up and bite the bullet

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neonblue120 6

don't let this discourage you some chicks are just bitches cough *snickersoodles* cough

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