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By mylifeisahell - 18/02/2010 15:01 - Norway

Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 347
You deserved it 7 238

Same thing different taste

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd **** you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)

sarcdude 3

I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P

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rockstatic 0

Do not ever write a love poem to someone who's not your significant other already. If they like you enough / are lonely enough that they'd find it sweet, you should just ask them out instead. In my experience, generally with girls you should have a program of ratcheting it up. Find a way to talk to her, find a way to talk to her again, add her on facebook, send a funny note, say you should hang out sometime, get her number, ask her out, have a good time, make a move, and so on. Soon enough you have a girlfriend, through a long series of distinct steps. The reason this works is that each time the girl reinforces the idea of getting closer to you, but you're never doing anything that'll freak her out and make her get concerned about whether she wants to do this. Sending someone a love poem will just freak her out unnecessarily.

kenziekinz 0

Um can you say stuck up bitch? forget her she's not even worth ur breath let alone a sweet note.

tell her ure uncle just passed away and left millions of dollars to you including his 2 mansion and 20 exotic cars. she will b all over you until she finds out the truth.

kgraham21 0

It's actually a federal offense. I almost got arrested for it.

Poems are supposed to be saved to much much later, y'know after you've been dating for a while, so unless you're some famous poet I doubt you're getting anywhere.

kgraham21 0

That's what you get for sending her a love poem and you're not dating her. It's just creepy.

kgraham21 0

Roses are red, Chickens say "peep!" I look in your window When you're asleep. Roses are red, Violets are blue, All through the day, I jack off to you.

ndiesal 0

Sounds to me that you're throwing up a hail mary in the 1st quarter

Place a picture of your penis in her mailbox. Leave a note, too.