Intimacy: Today, I found my beloved hamster dead in her cage. Later that...

By cinderella - 27/09/2010 14:47 - Netherlands

Today, I found my beloved hamster dead in her cage. Later that day, my boyfriend told me he already noticed that she was dead last night, but did not feel like telling me because he was afraid I wouldn't feel like doing it anymore that night. FML

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By deadhammy - 11/01/2013 07:09 - United States - San Diego

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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You deserved it 13 985

Poor Mr Nibbles

By Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 125

You deserved it 7 199

By lovingsnow - 27/02/2010 07:37 - Singapore

Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML

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You deserved it 2 788

Alas…

By Chris - 13/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

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You deserved it 7 390

By SmellyCloset - 05/10/2014 21:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML

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You deserved it 4 938

By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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You deserved it 2 465

By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 867

You deserved it 4 387

By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 444

You deserved it 5 048

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 27 September 2010 19:55

Sorry, I thought he had ****** the hamster to death or something for this to be in the intimacy section. Had to read it again to realize that he didn't want to be **** blocked.

Phustercluck 11

Monday 27 September 2010 23:23

So sex is worth delaying your sorrow to him... It's one thing if this is an isolated moment of assholedom, but men who's actions are driven by their high value of sex could only lead to far worse situations of the same type. If you don't think it's that bad, pretend that instead of a pet hamster it's a pet dog or cat.

Comments

snakelady 3

Thursday 30 September 2010 5:35

LOl ditto #45 dump this selfish insensative bastard.

ClawingCreature 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 14:00

He's justified, but should have told you after you two were done that night. Nothing ***** up a man's night quite like something coming between him and his woman. Would have been the best of both worlds.

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 30 September 2010 17:20

Actually, he should either have told her straight away, or never told her he noticed. At least that way it doesn't appear like all he cares about is getting some.

Kitties_Outcast 1

Thursday 30 September 2010 21:20

now say u won't do it ever again cuz of that...power lol jk

KaPeSh87 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 3:53

So are you 12? I'm sorry, but I legitimately can't think of anyone over the age of 12 that owns a hamster.

YourWetDream 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:50

Hi I'm Kevin! I'm 18 and have two hamsters....there now you can't say that ^ anymore :]

JayRoof 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 21:24

He shouldn't have told you. Total dumbass. Sorry about your hamster though :C

GRgoldfish 19

Monday 31 December 2012 14:45

I see a break up in your future!

Kingbreezy04 10

Friday 1 February 2013 16:30

He was pumping away " Don't look at the cage, don't you look at that damn cage". "Baby what is Hammy doing?" "Oh babe he's asleep, he doesn't want to watch us have sex."