Miscellaneous: Today, I found my brother wearing nothing but underwear. That...

By ImTheD0ct0r - 20/09/2013 04:37 - United States

Today, I found my brother wearing nothing but underwear. That would have been okay if it weren't my lingerie. FML

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ImTheD0ct0r 12

Saturday 21 September 2013 1:13

Hey op here. I loved all the comments. They were really funny. And I did throw away the lingerie. The worst part was it was my favorite pair so I was sad I had to throw it away.

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naxeeb 33

Friday 20 September 2013 12:09

Doesn't he have the right to feel sexy once in a while? :P

Kalipczo 21

Friday 20 September 2013 12:12

...Well did he at least look good in it?

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We_Google 2

Tuesday 24 September 2013 4:04

I wear panties, and all sorts of lingerie, and I'm a teenage guy

Norris_FTW_77 9

Monday 7 October 2013 11:36

All I can picture is, "It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again!!"

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