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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 22:07 - United States

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

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Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 06:00

Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2018 01:30

Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML

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By lemonlime66 - 01/03/2017 22:00

Today, while sitting in a busy store waiting area with my brother, he went to the bathroom and came back with his hands cupped, saying he found a mouse. He then threw it on the magazine in my lap. I jumped up, screaming and flailing about while everyone stared and laughed. It was a piece of cotton. FML

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bigsc 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:19

nasty

Mirelly13 6

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:22

oh Jesus! This kid in my class did the sane thing in 6th grade, except all his friends walked in on him ******* it hahahah

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skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 22 September 2010 15:45

You could toss the stuffed animal in the washer to clean it up. Buy some polyester filling from walmart, restuff some of the jizzed stuffing and sew the hole shut. It will work, unless you already threw it away.

dvanhelv 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:04

WTF!!

jackie_lemoine 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:10

there are so many things wrong with this FML ugh who does this .... and you touched it so fyl op

goneawol 1

Wednesday 22 September 2010 17:02

BAHAHA!!! awesome!

hellomynameisada 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 18:43

hot

Combat_Mushroom 3

Wednesday 22 September 2010 19:10

and another childhood is raped through the awkward fumblings of puberty

_GODZILLA_ 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 19:23

LOL Your brother is probably a furry.

Sleekhope 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 20:25

He must be like : 'Vacuum cleaner! No.. WATER PIPE! No... erm.. how about, my own hands? no.. I need something.. hairy... REALLY hairy.. and SOFT.. and.. SOFT TOY! *drills hole with driller*.. and then *Drills hole again. This time not with driller*.