By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 22:07 - United States

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Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
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Mirelly13 6

oh Jesus! This kid in my class did the sane thing in 6th grade, except all his friends walked in on him ******* it hahahah

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ShadyFTW1 0

You SMELT it? I just threw up a little bit

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kirk_hammett8 1

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

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boopityboppity 11

Wow, that's annoying. THUMBS DOWN THUMBS DOWN THUMBS DOWN

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1kings67 0

that is freaking hilarious...your bear just got used abused and tossed in the trash like most hookers

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lolthatsuckslol 0

hahah that's funny

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bennn89 5

how many shamwows does it take to clean up hooker blood?

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Braden1_fml 0

That's ****** nasty

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KVKdragon 26

that is the most messed up thing I've heard. do the same thing to some stuffed animal of his or on his pillow. that just isn't right. tell your parents too so they can punish that little brat of a pedobear.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

poor, poor bear! I bet he begged to be killed after it was over...

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