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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 22:07 - United States

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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By myself - 20/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Seaside

Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 06:00

Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML

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Gross

By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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Oh no.

By Anonymous - 07/01/2018 01:30

Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML

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Look before you leap

By lemonlime66 - 01/03/2017 22:00

Today, while sitting in a busy store waiting area with my brother, he went to the bathroom and came back with his hands cupped, saying he found a mouse. He then threw it on the magazine in my lap. I jumped up, screaming and flailing about while everyone stared and laughed. It was a piece of cotton. FML

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bigsc 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:19

nasty

Mirelly13 6

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:22

oh Jesus! This kid in my class did the sane thing in 6th grade, except all his friends walked in on him ******* it hahahah

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I_Killed_Death 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:40

WHAT A SMART AND INVENTIVE KID!!!

lloydzz 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:41

WTF

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 22 September 2010 4:10

Exactly! Why was the hole so teeny tiny?

Braden1_fml 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:45

Haha pedobear XD

Fici 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 5:42

pedobear ftw

bigbadtim 7

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:46

He molested your Teddy bear?

Delaneymarie 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:46

:.(

kemolegend907 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:48

doesn't anyone else sees this as a win?! hahaha XD

boopityboppity 11

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:52

No, we don't. But we're also on the other side of a padded wall.

oarisimo 4

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:20

ummm...no

QwertyMcNugget 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:48

Eww. Eww. Eww.

andre1992 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:55

u got a nice rack

meintx 9

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:50

That's just rude... but funny too.

meintx2001 1

Wednesday 22 September 2010 7:20

very cute :)

BethiiGeex 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:51

wow.. kill him.

strikeeagle 3

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:56

so are you gonna keep cuddling with it?

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