By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 22:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 969
You deserved it 3 977

Same thing different taste

Top comments

oh Jesus! This kid in my class did the sane thing in 6th grade, except all his friends walked in on him ******* it hahahah

Comments

I guess that's better than him doing it in your panties.

christian50 0

great point! haha I was thinking along the lines of that one!

BoyFromTheFuture 0

why would he do that? it's his sister.

Peacemaker9 7

exactly!!! the stuffed animal was his sisters' so why would he do it?

bc it gives him a woody thats why. if his sister is hot then why not???? :P

yeahreally 6

So many things wrong with that..start locking your door.

ucofresh 4

Wow... That's pretty eff'd up! Thinking your brother might need some special attention. Soon!

haha some kid did the same thing at my school, but with a barbie doll

soonerthunder 2

WTF? unless that kid had a microscopic dick, that's impossible! :0 Also, OP: Start locking your door.

unless it's one of those "My Size Barbie". Then the kid at the school may be a pedophile.

glitchedgamer 0

Well it looks like those childhood memories... *puts on sunglasses* CAME back to you.

*Pulls off sunglasses and smashes them* Not good enough!

Peacemaker9 7

lol win! ^^ hey boopity u still gonna go for president?

This is the English version of FML, you know. If you'd use that language, we'd all appreciate it.

WearingHats 14

Boopity has had multiple wins all over this FML, I tip my hat to you.