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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 22:07 - United States

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Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
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Mirelly13 6

oh Jesus! This kid in my class did the sane thing in 6th grade, except all his friends walked in on him ******* it hahahah

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nikkired 0

I guess that's better than him doing it in your panties.

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christian50 0

great point! haha I was thinking along the lines of that one!

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

why would he do that? it's his sister.

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Peacemaker9 7

exactly!!! the stuffed animal was his sisters' so why would he do it?

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gingerkid19 0

bc it gives him a woody thats why. if his sister is hot then why not???? :P

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yeahreally 6

So many things wrong with that..start locking your door.

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ucofresh 4

Wow... That's pretty eff'd up! Thinking your brother might need some special attention. Soon!

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karishmo 2

haha some kid did the same thing at my school, but with a barbie doll

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soonerthunder 2

WTF? unless that kid had a microscopic dick, that's impossible! :0 Also, OP: Start locking your door.

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Honesty4U 0

unless it's one of those "My Size Barbie". Then the kid at the school may be a pedophile.

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glitchedgamer 0

Well it looks like those childhood memories... *puts on sunglasses* CAME back to you.

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boopityboppity 11

*Pulls off sunglasses and smashes them* Not good enough!

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Peacemaker9 7

lol win! ^^ hey boopity u still gonna go for president?

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boopityboppity 11

This is the English version of FML, you know. If you'd use that language, we'd all appreciate it.

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WearingHats 14

Boopity has had multiple wins all over this FML, I tip my hat to you.

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