Intimacy: Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 22:07 - United States

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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By myself - 20/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Seaside

Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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W.T.F.

By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 06:00

Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML

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Gross

By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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Oh no.

By Anonymous - 07/01/2018 01:30

Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML

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Look before you leap

By lemonlime66 - 01/03/2017 22:00

Today, while sitting in a busy store waiting area with my brother, he went to the bathroom and came back with his hands cupped, saying he found a mouse. He then threw it on the magazine in my lap. I jumped up, screaming and flailing about while everyone stared and laughed. It was a piece of cotton. FML

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Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:19

nasty

Mirelly13 6

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:22

oh Jesus! This kid in my class did the sane thing in 6th grade, except all his friends walked in on him ******* it hahahah

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woahthatguy 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:49

now that's an asshole

SKI_MASK 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:49

y dident i think of that?

Marques23 5

Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:53

if you're a guy for some reason, that's funny as hell!

SuicidalxDream 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:57

if the bear had feelings, it would love him.. ;D 

4evanucks 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:57

tht desperate..ehh??

esho5 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:00

lolololol that sucks

sardonic 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:16

I cracked up. Somehow it's funny, and yet I feel so sorry for you...

jamjelly386 5

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:17

jesus Christ almighty...

Bo_jangles16_FTW 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:19

lmao kinky

theprey 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:22

did you go for the sloppy seconds?

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