By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 22:07 - United States

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Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
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Mirelly13 6

oh Jesus! This kid in my class did the sane thing in 6th grade, except all his friends walked in on him ******* it hahahah

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xsuperbikeracerx 0

Thats horrible!!!

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smydiwannafthata 5

Great idea. How come I did not think about it? What kind of bear works the best? Anyone has any experience?

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leogecko32 0

what kind of sick kid does that 2 a stuffed ANIMAL if he really wanted 2 do something as gross as that don't do it 2 an stuffed animal that makes it twice as nasty

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boopityboppity 11

Twice as nasty as what? Also, the whole reason it's gross is because it was done to a stuffed animal. Note to World: The number "two" does not equal the preposition "to." Ever.

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heynow00wellthen 0

I know! I can't stand when people say things such as, "2 awesome" or, "4eva" or, "h3ck." I just don't get how numbers take the place of actual words and actual letters.

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RedPillSucks 31

It would have been worse if he had done it to a real animal.

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nond2nv 4

It's called algebraic syndrome. Sad, really.

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theonlysweetpea 10

I'd hurt him. In ways that going to war wouldn't snap him out of it.

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alienc 0

sigh things like this show that we have become the ****** up generation.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Ever heard of Caligula? Read up on Greek and Roman history. ******-up-ness is nothing new.

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lol_ironic_life 9

He needs help! o_o Pedo Bear is going to get your little brother for assaulting one if his many children...0_•

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