By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 03:41 - United States - Houston

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML
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rieebee 23

Obviously the logical thing to do.

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katydid91 31

This has to be one of the more interesting stories I've heard on here. Well good luck with that.

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Cloudshaper 5

Possibly the most Texas thing I've read.

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alindori 2

Not going to lie, that's pretty ******* cool. We all want to try and domesticate a wild animal at one or more times in our lives, and your dad is doing it like a champ with those offerings!

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awkwardeer 26

This would make an amazing drunken documentary.

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doubleofuck 20

The poor opossum was probably confused and frightened. It's a wonder it didn't lash out. Although why anyone would want one as a pet is beyond me.

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lilchica22001 22

You might be a redneck if..... Your dad tries to adopt a opossum as a pet by giving it steak and beer.

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mblake88 2

I also have a story about an opossum and my step dad. My stepdad was drunk. Ran over an opossum with his car. Several times. Decided to put it in our kitchen sink for me and my friend to find in the morning, and it was still twitching...said he was gona make possum soup or something. Fml

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