Geek: Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days....

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:14 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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blondebabycakes 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:26

I know how you feel:)

herb517 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:26

unfortunate. maybe you should be a better friend...or at least get some good weed...then youll have lots of friends XFD

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piderman13 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:03

.... ummm fyl? no ydi for not making friends

aggdan 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:16

ha-ha! why's it matter anyway, don't you ever talk to your friends in person?

altna 4

Friday 17 April 2009 3:16

Boohoo? You're not the only one, and this isn't an FML.

mk1o3o 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:18

it happens to me, esp when im at school jus studyin

Mohammad555 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:23

ur not alone, unfortunately

greatnt249 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:24

This FML is the perfect representation of what is wrong with this country (assuming the OP was an American); they judge their quality of life based on superficial shit like how many texts you get in a day, how often you get called on the phone, how many "friends" you have on Facebook, etc. Here's an idea; go out and develop a real social life instead of whining and implying no one cares about you because you haven't gotten any calls in (gasp) three days.

roflcopter1 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:29

wow...it was 3 days..and im pretty sure you have a house phone that you could be reached at

thelonelylurker 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:30

Not a FML, not even close. You were lucky you didn't miss any important calls.

littlewaller 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:37

omg. same thing happened to me [sorta] i just got my phone back from my mother, who had taken it as punishment, and i had one call from my grandma, and ONE missed txt saying "call grandma" from my sister.

demooo_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:41

@60... are you just looking to burn american society? your argument is flawed anyways. 'go out and develop a real social life'... social life implies interaction, interaction requires communication, GASP, sometimes even planning! so if i need to plan something out, dare i use these satanic technologies?!?!?!