Geek: Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days....

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:14 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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What are the chances?

By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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blondebabycakes 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:26

I know how you feel:)

herb517 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:26

unfortunate. maybe you should be a better friend...or at least get some good weed...then youll have lots of friends XFD

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i_like_chicks 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:21

no FML there, i almost never get calls and i dont give a ****. life is not about cell phone calls, try to focus on something else o.O

greatnt249 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:26

#64, for your edification, I am an American; you missed my point entirely. The point I was trying to make was that people who whine about crap like what the OP did are the type of people who tend to substitute REAL relationships for superficial bullshit that they call "relationships"; namely, excessive use of Facebook/Myspace, Twitter, absurd amounts of texting, etc. Basically, if you're willing to bitch about the lack of phone calls/texts you've been receiving on your cell phone because you think it's a reflection on how much people care about you, you need to take a serious look at what's important in life.

Luky_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:35

thats like logging onto facebook/myspace after a month and not getting any new messages :(

iamafail 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:43

ouch :(

greatnt249 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:51

#89, thank you for proving my point.

curryndricegirll 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:55

I hate when that happens. I worry if people needed to get in touch with me or something, and then I don't have any missed calls or text messages.

King_of_Kings 3

Friday 17 April 2009 5:55

whining to us about no one liking you won't help anything. get some better friends who would actually enjoy talking to you.

nd_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 6:11

This is not a terrible FML. I had no internet access for two weeks and spoke to no one except my immediate family. My phone remained dormant throughout this entire period. None of my friends bothered to contact me to see why I hadn't been at uni or online. It really sucks when this happens.